Last fishing trip

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by 1894, Sep 22, 2008.

  1. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    A man was on the water for his weekly fishing trip. He began his day with an
    8-pound bass on the first cast and a 7-pounder on the second. On the third
    cast he had just caught his first ever bass over 11 pounds when his cell
    phone rang.

    It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible
    accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the
    doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as
    possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be
    his best day ever on the water.

    He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the hospital.
    He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a
    stringer like he'd never seen, with three bass over 10 pounds. He was
    jubilant!

    Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty, he dashed to the hospital.

    He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.

    The doctor glared at him and somberly said, 'You went ahead and finished
    your fishing trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you
    were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the pond, your wife
    has been suffering intensely in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead
    and finished, because it will be more than likely the last fishing trip you
    ever take!'

    For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll
    be her care giver forever!'

    The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

    The doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just screwin' with you. She's dead.
    What'd you catch?'
     
  2. capt dan

    capt dan Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LMAO!!!
    dat's a good one![​IMG]
     
  3. lol yeah that 'one last cast' syndrome will keep you out all night :)
     
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Somebody gonna burn in yall know where fer that! But still a good un!
     
  5. waysideranch

    waysideranch Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I like it....................
     

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