Last Chance PG13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bb53chevpro, Feb 9, 2008.

  1. bb53chevpro

    bb53chevpro Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Two Old Men Decided That They Were Close To Their Last Days, And They Wanted To Have A Last Night On The Town. After A Few Drinks,they End Up At The Local Brothel .the Madam Took One Look At The Two Old Geezers And Whispered To Her Manager, 'goup To The First Two Bedrooms And Put An Inflated Doll In Each Bed. These Two Are So Old And Drunk, I'm Not Wasting Two Of My Girls On Them. They Won't Know The Difference.' The Manager Did As He Was Told, And The Two Old Men Went Upstairs And Took Care Of Their Business.
    As They Were Walking Home, The First Man Said,'you Know, I Think My Girl Was Dead! ''dead?' Asked His Friend. 'why Do You Say That? Well, She Never Moved Or Made A Sound All the Time I Was Loving Her.'his Friend Said, ' Things Could Have Been Worse . I Think Mine Was A Witch.''a Witch ??. . Why The Hell Would You Say That 'well, I Was Making Love To Her, Kissing Her On The Neck, And I Gave Her A Little Bite. Then She Farted And Flew Out The Window... Took My Teeth With Her!'
     
  2. fred420

    fred420 Meat Mopper

    so that's what happened to my teeth!!!!!!!!!!so much for polident.........[​IMG]
     
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Oh god that a good one......lol........
     

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