"Juvenile Philosophy"
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Patrick, Age 10
When you want something expensive,
ask your grandparents.
Matthew,Age12
Never talk back to a teacher whose eyes
and ears are twitching.
Andrew, Age 9
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
Rocky, Age 9
Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
Stephanie, Age 8
Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Rosemary, Age 7
Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes.
Carrol, Age 9
Never bug a pregnant mom.
Nicholas, Age 11
Don't ever be too full for dessert.
Kelly, Age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you,
"Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
Heather, Age 16
Never tell your mom her diet's not
working.
Michael, Age 14
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Patrick, Age 10
When you want something expensive,
ask your grandparents.
Matthew,Age12
Never talk back to a teacher whose eyes
and ears are twitching.
Andrew, Age 9
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
Rocky, Age 9
Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
Stephanie, Age 8
Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Rosemary, Age 7
Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes.
Carrol, Age 9
Never bug a pregnant mom.
Nicholas, Age 11
Don't ever be too full for dessert.
Kelly, Age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you,
"Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
Heather, Age 16
Never tell your mom her diet's not
working.
Michael, Age 14
