Jewelry Shop

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bb53chevpro, Feb 2, 2008.

  1. bb53chevpro

    bb53chevpro Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Jewelry Shop

    A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around,
    spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
    As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.

    Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
    noticed
    her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right
    now.
    As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
    salesman standing right behind her.

    Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, The salesman

    greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"

    Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been
    there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the
    price of
    this lovely bracelet?"

    He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
    sh_t
    when I tell you the price.



     
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol.....thats funny.................lol............
     

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