Jesus Knows you're here

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildflower, May 19, 2011.

  1. > A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight round,
    > looking for valuables when a voice in the dark
    > said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'
    >
    > He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his  flashlight
    > off, and froze.
    >
    > When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
    >
    > Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could  disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
    >
    > Freaked out, he shined his light around  frantically, looking
    > for the source of the voice.
    >
    > Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to
    > rest on a parrot.
    >
    > 'Did
    > you say that?'  he hissed
    > at the parrot.
    >
    > 'Yep', the parrot confessed,
    > then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is
    > watching you.'
    >
    > The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me,
    > huh? Who in the world are you?'

     

     'Moses,'replied the bird.

    'Moses?'  the burglar laughed.
    What kind of people would name  a bird
    Moses?'

    The kind of people that would name a
    Rottweiler Jesus.'
     
  2. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Ah.... lol... an oldy, but a goody. I still get a chuckle out of that one.
     
  3. tyotrain

    tyotrain Master of the Pit

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