Indians Don't Use Saddles!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Aug 13, 2008.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and then rode off.The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let
    out a 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.


    When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled
    one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.


    'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?' asked the service-station
    attendant.


    'Nothing,' the woman answered. 'I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off.
    '

    'Lady,' the attendant said, 'Indians don't use saddles.'
     
  2. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

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  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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  4. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    lol OMG [​IMG]
     
  5. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

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  6. pinkmeat

    pinkmeat Smoking Fanatic

    Haha, that's a bit wrong Tonto...
     
  7. dingle

    dingle Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    y e e e e-h a a a a !!!!
     
  8. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    lmao

    gonna steal it [​IMG]
     

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