In the sandbox

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Oct 8, 2007.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A little boy and a little girl,
    both about eight years old, were
    playing in the sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a
    little sand between his legs to shift. The little girl notices, and
    squeals with laughter.

    "How'd you do that?" she asks.

    "Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted."

    "Can I try it," she asks?

    "Sure," he says, "anybody can do it

    She concentrates as she strains and grunts. Suddenly, there's a huge
    explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out, and
    the little boy is thrown 20 feet, landing up against a tree.

    He groggily gets to his feet, runs back to where the little girl is. He
    finds her laying on the ground, out cold, flat on her back, spread eagle.

    Curiously, he lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly
    exclaims, "Just what I thought, dual exhaust!"
     
  2. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Oh My, that's funny [​IMG]
     
  3. deer meat

    deer meat Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Good one,[​IMG]
     

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