IM IN LOVE WITH A VEGAN.....!!!!...

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Hey Mikey

I'm turning 65 in about 3 weeks.  I didn't get to be this old by not knowing when to hold my tongue around the "weaker sex"  My momma didn't raise no fools.  LOL  

Gary
I hear that loud and clear SIR! 
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Say it ain't so Mikey!  I hope you are pullin our leg.  Well I fell in love with a limey.  I moved from sunny south Tx. to a rainy cold England.  First year here I wore long johns all year.  I LOVE Tex-Mex and it just don't exist here (REALLY love it ).  I can't get a packer or butt here ( not that you would recognise ).  I can't even get a chuck roast.  IF it is the real deal both parties will have to adapt.  In the Corps they used to say adapt, improvise, overcome.  If I may get sappy here for a moment; True love will find a way.  IMHO if you both can't compromise; the relationship will be hard to maintain.

Danny
 
Its so wrong, but I once made a vegetable soup made with homemade turkey stock. My 3 vegetarian girl neighbors smelt it cooking and when I told them it was vegie soup they said they wanted to try it. So I gave them a big bowl of it. They LOVED IT!!! They said they wanted the recipe. I never did give it to them. Just sayin !!!!
 
Its so wrong, but I once made a vegetable soup made with homemade turkey stock. My 3 vegetarian girl neighbors smelt it cooking and when I told them it was vegie soup they said they wanted to try it. So I gave them a big bowl of it. They LOVED IT!!! They said they wanted the recipe. I never did give it to them. Just sayin !!!!

Lmfao thats horrible, but also I commend you sir on such bravery
 
Its so wrong, but I once made a vegetable soup made with homemade turkey stock. My 3 vegetarian girl neighbors smelt it cooking and when I told them it was vegie soup they said they wanted to try it. So I gave them a big bowl of it. They LOVED IT!!! They said they wanted the recipe. I never did give it to them. Just sayin !!!!

Made me snort tequila out my nose reading that one.. thanks Mike! Lol..
 
Say it ain't so Mikey!  I hope you are pullin our leg.  Well I fell in love with a limey.  I moved from sunny south Tx. to a rainy cold England.  First year here I wore long johns all year.  I LOVE Tex-Mex and it just don't exist here (REALLY love it ).  I can't get a packer or butt here ( not that you would recognise ).  I can't even get a chuck roast.  IF it is the real deal both parties will have to adapt.  In the Corps they used to say adapt, improvise, overcome.  If I may get sappy here for a moment; True love will find a way.  IMHO if you both can't compromise; the relationship will be hard to maintain.
Danny
I agree with the last part about the relationship... I might just have to forget my feeling and stay friends.. I cant compete on Saturdays while im cooking half (or a whole) dead animal and she is at a PETA convention... it makes a great conversation. .. just never ends well with a rib bone hanging out of my mouth.. lol...

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Hey nmaust
Do they coat them in cinnamon before ore after they smoke them?  Any idea how long and how hot they smoke them?  It sounds really good
Gary

I think they do it before but have no idea how long. It's cooked on a vertical rotisserie, they cook it until it's done, slice it at the table, then add cinnamon and repeat.

Nathan
 
All i know if Mikey "comprimises" and turns vegan for any length of time i will laugh at him everyday with out exception.  If he cooks tofu turkey i will tease him unmercifully. 
 
I feel for you my dude. My wife has a few friends who are vegan. They're so militant they won't even eat veggies off the grill because there's a chance the touched where the meat was. I make it a point to wear my People Eating Tasty Animals shirt when I know they're coming over. I'm in a different boat than you are though. I don't have to live with them.
 
 
Its so wrong, but I once made a vegetable soup made with homemade turkey stock. My 3 vegetarian girl neighbors smelt it cooking and when I told them it was vegie soup they said they wanted to try it. So I gave them a big bowl of it. They LOVED IT!!! They said they wanted the recipe. I never did give it to them. Just sayin !!!!
LOL- I love it Mike. Though I'm surprised they didn't suspect anything when they realized how GOOD it tasted,....that's usually a dead-give-away to a vegan/vegetarian "This tastes good! What's wrong with it...?". I bet if you had told them it wasn't vegetarian they would have pretended to not like it because it tasted like meat. Then they would have gone home and had a veggie-burger, with tofu bacon and chicken flavored soy nuggets. lol why fight it!
I agree with the last part about the relationship... I might just have to forget my feeling and stay friends.. I cant compete on Saturdays while im cooking half (or a whole) dead animal and she is at a PETA convention... it makes a great conversation. .. just never ends well with a rib bone hanging out of my mouth.. lol...

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Like Danny said, a relationship is a 50/50 street. Use her own arguments against her if you have to. If she expects you too cook vegan for her, tell her you only will if she starts reading up on some venison recipes....But on the other hand, you sound pretty swept up by this gal which I can understand,... it's nice to have someone warm to curl up next to so I guess give it a try and hope it works out. If it doesn't, here's what you do....just smoke a large brisket or whole pork shoulder; double wrap it in foil, then wrap in a queen size comforter and place it in bed with you. Should keep you warm til morning and is a readily available midnight snack.
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I feel for you my dude. My wife has a few friends who are vegan. They're so militant they won't even eat veggies off the grill because there's a chance the touched where the meat was. I make it a point to wear my People Eating Tasty Animals shirt when I know they're coming over. I'm in a different boat than you are though. I don't have to live with them.
Ugg, do they heckle you when you are grilling? Vegans are annoying, but they are worse in packs...To me it's a "pepsi vs. coke" argument. Being vegan is merely a difference of opinion, not a badge of divinity. I tell my co-worker all the time that she's not "right" for being vegan, just different. 
 
Hey KC5

I've been known to consume large amounts of adult bevs.  So what did I do--married a total nondrinker.  Go figure.  You do what you have to do and get on with life.  Nothing is simple.  People say "life sucks"-- I say "compared to what?"

Gary
 
Hi Ol'Mikey!

I used to have a bumper sticker on my car for a year or so, which read SAVE A COW, EAT A VEGETARIAN, although I'm not sure your gal will find that funny...

BUT, I hear other vegan's RAVE about Rip Esselstyn's "MY BEEF WITH MEAT" vegan cookbook. He's a former firefighter from Texas I believe. Your state, yes?

Regardless, since I'm not a vegan, I'll stay out of it, but for that tip. Hope it helps and you both can love some meals by meeting or meating, in the middle half way! Cheers and happy new and wonderful week!!!!!!! - Leah
 
Hah!.. thanks for chiming in everyone.. quite funny reading the stories and such from people...

Darn vegan humor. . Its deer-liciously funny!
 
Hey KC5
I've been known to consume large amounts of adult bevs.  So what did I do--married a total nondrinker.  Go figure.  You do what you have to do and get on with life.  Nothing is simple.  People say "life sucks"-- I say "compared to what?"
Gary

I heard that! Hey , my wife is a teetotaler also. I just tell people she's my designated driver. Works out good.
 
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