I just gave up fishing

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by 1894, Oct 1, 2008.

  1. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    [font=verdana, Comic Sans MS]Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour. The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

    I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

    My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that weather?'

    I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.
  2. capt

    capt Newbie

    That was awesome! Reminds me of my ex........[​IMG]

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