How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

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  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    [font=&quot]How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
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    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
    husband stalking around with a fly swatter

    "What are you doing?"
    She asked..

    "Hunting Flies"
    He responded.

    "Oh. ! Killing any?"
    She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked.
    "How can you tell them apart?"

    He responded,
    "3 were on the couch w/the remote
    2 were on the phone."[/font]
     
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  3. forluvofsmoke

    forluvofsmoke Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Hillarious...AND VERY TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!

    Eric
     
  4. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Very Nice!!
     

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