Horrible Surgery

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Jan 17, 2008.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Sunday service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would
    like to express Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood up and walked
    to the podium.

    She said "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a
    terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was smashed. The pain was
    excruciating, and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

    You could hear and audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they
    imagined the pain poor Jim experienced.

    She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move
    caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate
    operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of
    Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

    Again, the men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they
    imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim and the wire wrapping he
    has.

    She continued, "Now Jim is out of the hospital and the doctors say, with
    time, his scrotum should recover completely."

    All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if
    any one else had anything to say.

    A man walked to the podium. He said, "Good morning, I'm Jim and I want
    to tell my wife, ONCE AGAIN, the word is STERNUM."
     
  2. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL....that's a good one Blackhawk!
     
  3. charles1056

    charles1056 Meat Mopper

    As I work in the medical field, I'll have to remember that one.
     

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