Honkey Tonk Badonkadonks

Discussion in 'Pork' started by smokeusum, May 11, 2014.

  1. smokeusum

    smokeusum Smoking Fanatic

    Got a couple of big ole bootylicious butts smokin today! Each is about 10lbs... I'm expecting big things outta these babies! Let's all do a little dance for the smoke-gods today!! Twerking encouraged!!! ;p

    Here's a pre-que preview:
     
    Last edited: May 11, 2014
  2. brooksy

    brooksy Master of the Pit

    Nice looking butts you have there!
     
  3. dirtsailor2003

    dirtsailor2003 Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Looks like a great start for pulled pork!
     
  4. smokeusum

    smokeusum Smoking Fanatic

    Oh they smell awesome! Using peach, cherry and pecan wood. Keep up the booty dancing, it's working!!!
     
  5. bdskelly

    bdskelly Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Looking good girl.

    Twerk? Me? At my age? A 55 year old Twerk from a big boy wouldn't be pretty.  ......I think I'll just sip a beverage in the shade and occasionally shout words of encouragement! 

    Brian
     
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  6. smokeusum

    smokeusum Smoking Fanatic

    Oh come on! Wiggle it, just a little bit... Even if it's in your chair! Cheers, it may only be 11:30 but it's 5 o'clock somewhere, right?! At least that's what I told myself at 10:30... Hey I've been up long enough, the time of day is really not relevant, right!!!
     
  7. disco

    disco Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Unlike Brian, my butt has shrunk leading up to my 60th year. It would be like twerking a rock. However, I am in to watch this smoke. Keep the qview coming.

    [​IMG]

    Disco
     
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  8. bdskelly

    bdskelly Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Nope...  NOT doing the Hokey Pokey around an open flame. It ain't safe. Besides you'll laugh. And cheers anytime of the day!

    I always say:

     "You should only drink when you're thirsty.  ...Or when one of your friends is thirsty.  So make a lot of friends." 

    Brian
     
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  9. smokeusum

    smokeusum Smoking Fanatic

    I'm bringing Sexy back
    Them other boys don't know how to act
    I think your special, what's behind your back
    So turn around and I'll pick up the slack
    😜 been listen to the kid's iPod too much 😉

     
  10. bdskelly

    bdskelly Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Those look great!
     
  11. bdskelly

    bdskelly Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Are you going to foil? 
     
  12. smokeusum

    smokeusum Smoking Fanatic

    Nope
     
  13. smokeusum

    smokeusum Smoking Fanatic

    I don't foil because I don't care for the texture it produces in the meat or the bark. There's a scientific reasoning behind the stall, google " pork butt stall huffington post " and you'll find the study - hugely informative. Low and slow, add moisture with minimal sugars til the very end and you'll get a winner winner pork dinner that'll make everyone beg for more :)
     
  14. tonyabeachlover

    tonyabeachlover Fire Starter

    VA
    Your pork looks wonderful!
     
  15. smokeusum

    smokeusum Smoking Fanatic

    Almost done!

    That's smoked Mac & Cheesy above, bacon for the m&c, and bacon wrapped sweet onion about as a muncher :)
     
  16. smokeusum

    smokeusum Smoking Fanatic


    A close-up to drawl over!!
     
  17. bdskelly

    bdskelly Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Im in Q Veiw  overload .   Looks awesome!

    b
     
  18. smokeusum

    smokeusum Smoking Fanatic


    Sorry y'all! Life kinda stops when out super-model neighbor's son comes home and shows up in my back yard... Made him a to-go box 😉 let's see if he hashtags SmokeUSum he's just a pup, it's been fun watching him grow up, but I swear I'll never get over the Calvin Klein Undie photos OR seeing him on the Trojan Vibrations commercials at 4:30am... Or every time I walk into the drugstore:
     
  19. smokeusum

    smokeusum Smoking Fanatic

    Cuz really he's barely 22!!!
     
  20. oldschoolbbq

    oldschoolbbq Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Hey,Brian. I'm 65 , Fat  and ugly , but I do the Twerk each and everytime I cook... It's the Party Animal in me. Plus , I don't mind the chuckles at my moves.[​IMG]  
     
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