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smokeusum

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Jan 13, 2013
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Got a couple of big ole bootylicious butts smokin today! Each is about 10lbs... I'm expecting big things outta these babies! Let's all do a little dance for the smoke-gods today!! Twerking encouraged!!! ;p

Here's a pre-que preview:
 
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Looking good girl.

Twerk? Me? At my age? A 55 year old Twerk from a big boy wouldn't be pretty.  ......I think I'll just sip a beverage in the shade and occasionally shout words of encouragement! 

Brian
 
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Looking good girl.
Twerk? Me? At my age? A 55 year old Twerk from a big boy wouldn't be pretty.  ......I think I'll just sip a beverage in the shade and occasionally shout words of encouragement! 
Brian

Oh come on! Wiggle it, just a little bit... Even if it's in your chair! Cheers, it may only be 11:30 but it's 5 o'clock somewhere, right?! At least that's what I told myself at 10:30... Hey I've been up long enough, the time of day is really not relevant, right!!!
 
Unlike Brian, my butt has shrunk leading up to my 60th year. It would be like twerking a rock. However, I am in to watch this smoke. Keep the qview coming.

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Oh come on! Wiggle it, just a little bit... Even if it's in your chair! Cheers, it may only be 11:30 but it's 5 o'clock somewhere, right?! At least that's what I told myself at 10:30... Hey I've been up long enough, the time of day is really not relevant, right!!!
Nope...  NOT doing the Hokey Pokey around an open flame. It ain't safe. Besides you'll laugh. And cheers anytime of the day!

I always say:

 "You should only drink when you're thirsty.  ...Or when one of your friends is thirsty.  So make a lot of friends." 

Brian
 
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I'm bringing Sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think your special, what's behind your back
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack
[emoji]128540[/emoji] been listen to the kid's iPod too much [emoji]128521[/emoji]

 
I don't foil because I don't care for the texture it produces in the meat or the bark. There's a scientific reasoning behind the stall, google " pork butt stall huffington post " and you'll find the study - hugely informative. Low and slow, add moisture with minimal sugars til the very end and you'll get a winner winner pork dinner that'll make everyone beg for more :)
 

Sorry y'all! Life kinda stops when out super-model neighbor's son comes home and shows up in my back yard... Made him a to-go box [emoji]128521[/emoji] let's see if he hashtags SmokeUSum he's just a pup, it's been fun watching him grow up, but I swear I'll never get over the Calvin Klein Undie photos OR seeing him on the Trojan Vibrations commercials at 4:30am... Or every time I walk into the drugstore:
 
Hey,Brian. I'm 65 , Fat  and ugly , but I do the Twerk each and everytime I cook... It's the Party Animal in me. Plus , I don't mind the chuckles at my moves.
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