homework...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chris_harper, Sep 19, 2007.

  1. chris_harper

    chris_harper Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which
    human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

    No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You
    should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that!" "I'm going to tell
    my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"

    With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

    Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part
    increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

    Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she

    going to get in big trouble!"

    The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

    Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body
    part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of
    the eye."

    Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued,

    "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a
    dirty mind. Two, you didn't do your homework, and Three, one day you
    are going to be very, very disappointed."
     
  2. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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