Hillbilly mirror

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by walking dude, Jan 15, 2008.

  1. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.

    In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

    He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, didn't like his father so he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

    His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.

    As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly b*tch
    he's runnin' around with."
     
  2. brianj517

    brianj517 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Awww...Dude...now that one just ain't right...

    I wonder if I outta send this one out to my ex's new boytoy???
     
  3. hillbillysmoker

    hillbillysmoker Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Glad that hillbilly was from Kentucky.....Us WV hillbillies would resemble that and take off fence.
     
  4. thats was a good one(heres your sign) lol
     
  5. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lolololol thats funny..............

    Kookie
     

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