Hilbilly Vasectomy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by scarbelly, Jan 30, 2010.

  1. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    After their 11th child, the couple decided enough was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

    So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

    The man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."


    "Trust me," said the doctor.


    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

    "1"

    "2"

    "3"

    "4"

    "5"

    At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
     
  2. acemakr

    acemakr Smoking Fanatic

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  3. werdwolf

    werdwolf Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    And to think I used to do them the longer and more expensive way [​IMG]
     
  4. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

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