Her First Cruise

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  1. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE
    I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my
    pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.

    DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO
    We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales
    and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the
    Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.

    DEAR DIARY DAY THREE
    I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and
    hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his
    table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very
    attractive and attentive gentleman.

    DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR
    Went to the ship's casino ... did OK won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.

    DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE
    Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to
    the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.

    DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX
    I saved 1600 lives today.
    Twice. :oops:
     

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