Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildflower, Feb 14, 2012.

  1. A conversation in heaven

    Hi! Wanda.

    Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

    I froze to death.

    How horrible!

    It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
    the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,  
    and finally died a peaceful death.  
    What about you?

    I died of a massive heart attack.  
    I suspected that my husband was cheating,  
    so I came home early to catch him in the act.
    But instead, I found him all by himself  
    in the den watching TV.

    So, what happened?

    I was so sure there was another woman
    there somewhere that I started running
    all over the house looking. I ran up into  
    the attic and searched, and down into the  
    basement. Then I went through every closet  
    and checked under all the beds. I kept this up  
    until I had looked everywhere, and finally  
    I became so exhausted that I just keeled over  
    with a heart attack and died.

    Too bad you didn't look in the freezer  
    ---we'd both still be alive.
  2. sunman76

    sunman76 Master of the Pit

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  4. chef jimmyj

    chef jimmyj Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member

    Did not see that coming!....Good one...JJ
  5. sprky

    sprky Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LMAO I agree I never saw that coming 
  6. [​IMG] Caught me by surprise too.

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