Hearing jokes I, II, & III

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beerivore, Jun 10, 2007.

  1. Three old pilots walking on the ramp.
    First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
    Second one says, "No, its Thursday!" Third one says, "So am I. Lets go get a beer."

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    A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
    "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "Twelve thirty."

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    Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
    A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
    Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' " The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"
     
  2. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    LOL good ones!

    Although I am intimately familar with hearing loss and thinking you've heard something but it was totally wrong.

    example:

    One day we were watching TV and on the news they showed a Memorial dedicated to the founding Italians of our town. Many of them were close family relatives including my grandparents. I was cooking dinner at the time and only partly listening.

    Then I hear Jessie say "Hey Debi they're dedicating a memorial to those damned Italians, come hear quick!"

    Well I got all upset and said "What do you mean damned Italians! Most of them are my relatives!"

    My son was there at the time and he says "What? Where did you get damned Italians? She said DEAD Italians!"

    OPPS! [​IMG]
     
  3. lol......i wish i could remember all the times I had to think twice on what i thought I heard.
     
  4. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Sure can get you in trouble sometimes!
     

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