Guns vs Women

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Jan 30, 2008.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    ]Top Ten reasons why Men prefer guns over Women:

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
    #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
     
  2. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL!
    OK, that was funny rich.[​IMG]
     
  3. charles1056

    charles1056 Meat Mopper

    Good one rich,
     
  4. mavadakin

    mavadakin StickBurners

    Im Sending This To All The Ladies Who Love Me.. Lets See Last Count 0. Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Way To Funny Rich
     
  5. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I love that one.... Its a good one.......

    Kookie
     

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