Grandma's Boyfriend

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Sep 1, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma,
    how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
    Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
    and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and
    the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend"

    Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
    adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she
    started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little
    boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there
    stood Grandma's minister.

    The minister said, "Hello son, is your Grandma home?"
    The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

    The minister fainted.
  2. ba_loko

    ba_loko Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    LOL [​IMG]
  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    ROLF! [​IMG]
  4. pigcicles

    pigcicles Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL... See - that's how rumors get started![​IMG]

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