Gramma's Birth Control

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by cheesehead, Jan 17, 2010.

  1. cheesehead

    cheesehead Fire Starter

    Grandma's Birth Control Pills

    A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman patient for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told the woman to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

    As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?

    "Yes, they help me sleep at night."
    "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
    She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.

    "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks.................................. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

  2. meat hunter

    meat hunter Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    LOL, LOVE IT!!!!
  3. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    good 1-I like that
  4. vince

    vince StickBurners SMF Premier Member

    Great joke!!!!
  5. oneshot

    oneshot Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

  6. triplebq

    triplebq Smoking Fanatic

    very good joke
  7. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    You go grandma!! LOL
  8. There is wisdom in age. I better be careful, I might be smart someday.
  9. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

  10. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    lol That one made me spit my drink out! Too funny!

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