Good ole Iowa

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokebuzz, Feb 19, 2008.

  1. smokebuzz

    smokebuzz Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    *Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about **Iowa**.
    >
    > If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September
    > through May, you live in **
    Iowa**.
    >
    > If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance
    > and they don't work there, you live in **
    Iowa**.
    >
    > If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you
    > live in **
    Iowa**.
    >
    > If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
    > someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in **
    Iowa**.
    >
    > If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of DES MOINES
    > for the weekend, you live in **
    Iowa**.
    >
    > If you measure distance in squares of farm land, you live
    > in **
    Iowa**.
    >
    > If you know several people who have hit a cow more than
    > once, you live in **
    Iowa**.
    >
    > If you have gone from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and
    > back again, you live in **
    Iowa**.
    >
    > If you can drive 70 mph through 2 feet of snow during a
    > raging blizzard without flinching, you live in **
    Iowa**.
    >
    > If you install security lights on your house and garage,
    > but leave both unlocked, you live in **
    Iowa**.
    >
    > If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife
    > knows how to use them, you live in **
    Iowa**.
    >
    > If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
    > snowsuit, you live in **
    Iowa**.
    >
    > If the I-80 speed limit is 70 mph -- you're going 90 and
    > everybody is passing you, you live in **
    Iowa**.
    >

    > If driving is better in the winter because the potholes
    > are filled with snow, you live in **
    Iowa**.
    >
    > If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
    > winter and road construction, you live in **
    Iowa**.
    >
    > If you have more hours on your lawn mower, and snow
    > blower than miles on your car, you live in **
    Iowa**.
    >
    > If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in **
    Iowa**.
    >
    > If you understand these jokes, forward them to all your
    >
    Iowa friends and others, who actually live or have lived in **Iowa**.*
     
  2. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    good.....but i saw the same thing......only it was North Dakota.........


    lol.....tho the jumper cable line IS true in this household
     
  3. sdpj

    sdpj Newbie

    true to the parka and shorts......memories of HS bball practice.
     
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I have seen that one done for most of the northern states...........But its still a good one......
     

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