Golfers alert

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jimr, Feb 22, 2008.

  1. The Montana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising golfers
    to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while playing on
    Gallatin, Helena, and Lewis and Clark National Forests Golf Courses.
    They advise golfers to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells
    on their clothing to alert, but not to startle the bears unexpectedly.
    They also advise you to carry pepper spray in the case of an encounter
    with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear
    activity. Golfers should be able to recognize the difference between black
    bear and grizzly bear droppings on the golf course. Black bear droppings
    are smaller and contain berries and possibly squirrel fur. Grizzly bear
    droppings have bells, golf-gloves and sunglasses in them and smell like
    pepper spray.[​IMG]
     
  2. lol!!!!!!!!
     
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol.....thats funny........good one.........
     
  4. av8tor

    av8tor Meat Mopper

    Ha! I just had to cut and paste this over to a golf forum I follow. Thanks for the laugh.
     
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] !
     
  6. fred420

    fred420 Meat Mopper

    someone tell tiger woods about this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
     

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