gentle thoughts for today

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Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]
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When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. [/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]
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A penny saved is a government oversight.[font=Tahoma, sans-serif]
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]
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He who hesitates is probably right.[/font]
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Did you ever notice:[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]
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If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]
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If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame.[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]
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The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]
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There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif] .[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]
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Did you ever notice:[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif] When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.[/font][/font]




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One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]
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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft
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Lord,[/font][font=Tahoma, sans-serif]
Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN..!![/font][/font]