Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bigal, Mar 18, 2007.

  1. bigal

    bigal Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
    >> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
    >> "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He' s hidin'
    >> marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
    >> them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
    >> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
    >> The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend upon Virgil's house. They
    >> search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open
    >> every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and
    >> leave.
    >> Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
    >> "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
    >> "Yeah!"
    >> "Did they chop your firewood? " "Yep!"
    >> "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
  2. tonto1117

    tonto1117 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I love it!!!!!!!

  3. LMAO !!![​IMG]

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