For Terry and Cowgirl

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Nov 12, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills.

    Cowboy: 'Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?'

    Indian: 'Dog no talk.'

    Cowboy: ' Hey dog, how's it going?'

    Dog: 'Doin' all right.'

    Indian: (Look of shock!)

    Cowboy: 'Is this Indian your owner?' (pointing at the Indian)

    Dog: 'Yep.'

    Cowboy: 'How does he treat you?'

    Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

    Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

    Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

    Indian: 'Horse no talk.'

    Cowboy: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

    Horse: 'Cool.'

    Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

    Cowboy: 'Is this your owner?' (pointing to the Indian)

    Horse: 'Yep.'

    Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'

    Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.'

    Indian: (Look of total amazement)

    Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

    Indian: 'Sheep lie.'
  2. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Patty honey, what are we gonna do with this guy?[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] haha, that was a good one, (up to the sheep part[​IMG] )[​IMG][​IMG]
  3. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    there you go again......NO SPEW ALERT............LMAO

  4. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Oh my goodness that was funny! [​IMG]
  5. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    HA!! Good one Blackhawk! LOL!

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