For CrewDawg, Santa and the FAA

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Dec 8, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Santa and the FAA

    Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.

    In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got out his logbook and made sure all his paperwork was in order.

    The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolph's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's
    enormous payload.

    Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness, and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.

    "What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously.

    The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
     
  2. kew_el_steve

    kew_el_steve Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Huh???????
     
  3. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Reindeer jerky. [​IMG]
     
  4. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL....good one Blackhawk!
     

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