Fishing Trip PG-13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by midnight a~ 1/4 smoke, Jan 29, 2008.

  1. midnight a~ 1/4  smoke

    midnight a~ 1/4 smoke Fire Starter

    Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

    First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'

    Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

    Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

    They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to
    be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'

    Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her rearend and said:
    'Fishing or Sex?' and she said: 'Wear sun-block.'
     
  2. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lololol................ thats funny................

    Kookie
     
  3. figjam

    figjam Meat Mopper

    That is hilarious
     

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