Father of one of my kids (PG)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Dec 18, 2007.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices
    an attractive woman waving at him. She says
    hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't
    place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do
    you know me?'
    To which she replies, 'I think you're the
    father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels
    back to the only time he has ever been
    unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are
    you the stripper from my bachelor party that I
    made love to on the pool table with all my
    buddies watching while your partner whipped my
    butt with wet celery???
    >
    >
    She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No,
    I'm your son's teacher.'
     
  2. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL! [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  3. placebo

    placebo Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LMAO queue the Southwest commercial...... Wanna get away?

    Good one!
     
  4. lolololololol....I love that one!!!
     

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