Farm Pond

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by walking dude, Jun 17, 2008.

  1. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    An elderly man in Alabama had owned a large farm for several years. He
    had a beautiful large pond at the back of the property next to the road,
    and he'd fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and he'd
    planted some nice flowers and fruit trees next to the pond.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it
    over, as he hadn't been down there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon
    bucket to bring back some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard splashing and female voices shouting
    and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw that 5 young women
    had parked their car at the side of the road, climbed the fence and were
    skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence
    and they all went hurriedly splashing to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, 'We're naked and we're not coming out
    until you leave!' The old man frowned and yelled back, 'I didn't come
    down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the
    pond.'
    Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm just here to feed the alligator.'

    (Old Men Can Still Think Fast!!!)
     
  2. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Heck Deud, that's the same line I use when I find neekid cowboys in my pond.[​IMG][​IMG]
    J/K
     
  3. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Crap curlygurl.......you be jumping in there WITH em......who YOU fooling?
     
  4. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL.....Heck, they might be there to steal my shrimp!
     
  5. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    naw...........you be jumping in to steal their SHRIMP.....lol
     
  6. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Dang.....I don't have a good comeback for ya, and my face is bright red. [​IMG] lol! Ya got me deud!!
     
  7. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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  8. seboke

    seboke Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Yeah, but you're baiting the field with a shrimp pond Patty! Das illegal in most states!! You prolly got a guest list and ushers for skinny dippin in your pond!!
     

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