Escaped Convict

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by davidmcg, Apr 25, 2008.

  1. davidmcg

    davidmcg Meat Mopper


    An escaped convict breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

    Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,
    this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a
    lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
    your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't whatever he
    tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
    obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

    His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
    ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had
    any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.

    Be strong honey. I love you, too."
  2. chargrilled

    chargrilled Meat Mopper

    [​IMG] Good one, that got me going!
  3. [​IMG] I guess he spent too much time in the pen. Wifey was fast to give up where the vasoline was though.
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  5. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Seen this one before...........Still good for a chuckle though..........

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