Einstein's "theory"

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ravenclan, Dec 5, 2009.

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    > Einstein was born March 14, 1879.
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    > He would be 130 if he were alive today.
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    > Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.
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    > At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed.
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    > He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.
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    > This came to be known as...
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    > Einstein's "Theory of Relative Titty"
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    > Oh, quit groaning! I don't write this stuff. I receive it from my warped friends and then send it on to you. It beats the political crap.
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