Don't touch the buttons (R)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coyote, Sep 28, 2008.

  1. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    Don't touch the buttons
    (funny)

    In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman
    had made several attempts to get into the men's
    restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed
    his predicament. Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies
    room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the
    wall.'
    He did what he needed to, and as he
    sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to
    touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP,
    and a red one labeled ATR.
    Who would know if he touched them?
    He couldn't resist. He pushed
    WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a
    nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have
    nice things like this.
    Anticipating greater pleasure, he
    pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water,
    gently
    drying his underside.
    When this stopped, he pushed the PP
    button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a
    fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable
    pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it
    was tender
    loving pleasure. When the powder
    puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push
    the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
    Next thing, he belted out a yell and
    then he passed out.......when
    he woke up, he was in a hospital
    bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
    'What happened?' he
    exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the
    ATR button. 'The button ATR is
    an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your p***s is under your
    pillow.'

    MEN NEVER LISTEN
     
  2. smokin365

    smokin365 Smoking Fanatic

    LOLOL[​IMG]
     
  3. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I like that-good 1
     
  4. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Man oh man, that is still funny!!! The first time I heard that was when I was in high school 30+ years ago. Back then the unfortunate incident took place on an airliner.
     
  5. irish

    irish Fire Starter

    That one stills brings a tear to my eye. [​IMG]
     

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