Don't fool with a Newfy A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Newfy cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the Newfy because he is a lawyer from Toronto and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Newfoundland. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Newfy Cop's expense. The Newfy Cop says,' License and registration, please. ''What for?' says the lawyer. The Newfy Cop says, You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign. Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming. You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the Newfy Cop License and registration, please. The lawyer says, 'What's the difference? The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Newfy says. Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket. 'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the Newfy Cop says. At this point, the Newfy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving s**t-- out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'