Don't fool with a Newfy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by squeezy, Nov 10, 2007.

  1. squeezy

    squeezy Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Don't fool with a Newfy [​IMG]

    A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Newfy cop.
    He thinks that he is smarter than the Newfy because he is a lawyer from
    Toronto and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from

    He decides to prove this to himself and have some
    fun at the Newfy Cop's expense.
    The Newfy Cop says,' License and registration, please.
    ''What for?' says the lawyer.
    The Newfy Cop says, You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.
    Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.
    You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the Newfy Cop License and
    registration, please.

    The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?
    The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law.
    License and registration, please!' the Newfy says.

    Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and
    stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket.
    If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.

    'That sounds fair.
    Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the Newfy Cop says.

    At this point, the Newfy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the
    ever-loving s**t-- out of the lawyer and says,

    'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'
  2. rip

    rip Smoking Fanatic

    LOL Hmmm Lets see commonsense or high dollar education.
  3. From a law enforcement perspective I would say that is VERY FUNNY!
  4. squeezy

    squeezy Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Does my heart good to see a local constable with a sense of humour! [​IMG]
  5. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    For once the Lawyer gets his just deserts!

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