Does Beer contain female hormones???

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by matts, Jul 9, 2010.

  1. matts

    matts Smoking Fanatic

    Sorry Ladies, I had to do this...

    This is a worry................
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    Beer contains female hormones. 
    Last month, Wits University and Royal Australia University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.


    Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. 
    The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

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    It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects : 
    [​IMG]1) Argued over nothing. 
    [​IMG]2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 
    3) Gained weight. 
    4) Talked excessively without making sense. 

    5) Became overly emotional 

    6) Couldn't drive. 

    7) Failed to think rationally. 

    8) Had to sit down while urinating. 

    No further testing was considered necessary. 
    Send this to the men you know, to warn them about drinking too much beer[​IMG]

     
     
  2. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one! [​IMG]
     
  3. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Hmmmm, you might have something there Matt.[​IMG]

    Bear
     

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