difference in guts and balls

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blacklab, Jun 12, 2009.

  1. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member




    > There is a medical distinction.
    [FONT='Arial','sans-serif'] We've all heard about
    > people having guts or balls, but do you really know
    > the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
    > informed, the definitions are listed below:
    >
    > GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the
    > guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the
    > guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying
    > somewhere?'
    >
    > BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the
    > guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
    > slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
    > You're next, Chubby.'
    >
    > I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
    > Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome,
    > since both ultimately result in death.


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  2. smokingscooby

    smokingscooby Smoking Fanatic

    ROFLMAO!! Good one.
     
  3. bigbaldbbq

    bigbaldbbq Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

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