difference in guts and balls

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blacklab

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> There is a medical distinction.
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif'] We've all heard about
> people having guts or balls, but do you really know
> the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
> informed, the definitions are listed below:
>
> GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the
> guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the
> guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying
> somewhere?'
>
> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the
> guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
> slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
> You're next, Chubby.'
>
> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
> Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome,
> since both ultimately result in death.


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