Did We Go To School Together

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Nov 11, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGEAND THINKING,
    'SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THISONE.

    MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
    FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA,
    WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME,
    DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS
    SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A
    SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS
    BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD
    TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN
    PARK HIGH SCHOOL. "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
    HE ANSWERED , "IN 1965.

    WHY DO YOU ASK?"
    "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED,FAT,
    GRAY-HAIRED,DECREPIT dumb head, ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
     
  2. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Heheheh, I like that one! Thanks Blackhawk!
     
  3. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    THANKX for the spew alert.........NOT!!!!

    heheheh......dude reaches for the windex AGAIN


    d88de
     
  4. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Funny how the mirror can lie eh?
     
  5. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    good one .... the truth hurts I know!
     
  6. dingle

    dingle Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Funny even for this guy that was completely gray at 22 years old.
     

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