Desperate times call for desperate measures

[smoking4fun]

I think the lack of pics of the finished product means that things with the wifey got "addressed" already...

You, sir, are a brave, brave man.  That's why I always run my "bright ideas" by my wife first - like "hey, what does this red button do?" or "what about if we duct tape lots of garbage bags together and lay them all down the side of this hill and spray them with water...how bad could it be?"

 

[GaryHibbert]

I thought about doing that once, but being coward, I decided I preferred to have my heart remain inside my chest as opposed to having it cut out and placed on the counter next to the "smoker".

Congrats on your survival.

Gary