Dear Tech Support

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by mikey, May 13, 2009.

  1. mikey

    mikey Smoking Fanatic

    INSTALLING A HUSBAND

    Dear Tech Support

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particulary in the flower & jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as:
    > Romance 9.5 and
    > Personal Attention 6.5

    and then installed undesireable programs such as;

    NBA 5.0
    NFL 3.0
    Golf Clubs 4.1
    Hunting 6.5 and
    Fishing 3.4

    Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
    What can I do?

    Signed
    Desperate

    DEAR DESPERATE;

    First, keep in mind.
    Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5

    However, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

    Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

    What ever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-in-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory & performance. We recomend

    Cooking 3.0 and
    Hot Lingerie 7.7

    Good Luck!

    Tech Support
     
  2. bbq ron

    bbq ron Smoke Blower

    i liked tht, very funny but jut might work
     
  3. morkdach

    morkdach Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    good stuff [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  4. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    hehe-i like that
     

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