Dave's Night Out PG-13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Dec 31, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    PoorDave works hard at the office and spends Two nights each week bowling and plays golf Every Saturday.
    His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so For his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.

    The doorman at the club greets them and says,
    'Hey, Dave! How ya doin?'

    His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this Club before.

    'Oh no,' says Dave. 'He's on my bowling team.'

    When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if He'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

    His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable
    And says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'

    'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the Golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the First nine, honey.'

    A stripper then comes over to their table, throws Her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all Over him and says, 'Hi Davey, want your usual
    Table dance, big boy?'

    Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and Storms out of the club.

    Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab.

    Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside
    Her.

    Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper
    Must have mistaken him for someone else, but His wife is having none of it.

    She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, Calling him every 4-letter word in the book.

    The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez Dave,
    You picked up a real ***** this time!'
     
  2. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    ROTFLMAO!!!!

    Take care, have fun, and do good!

    Regards,

    Meowey
     
  3. glued2it

    glued2it Master of the Pit

    good one!






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  4. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    Good one Hawk....had me picking myself off the floor man! Good one. LOL
     
  5. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Was her name Hillary?? Funny one!
     

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