Da cajun Bic Lighter

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by eman, Jan 23, 2012.

  1. eman

    eman Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member

    The Cajun Bic Lighter

    Prejean and Boudreaux were fishing in the
    Bayou when Prejean pulled out a cigar. Finding he had
    no matches, he asked Boudreaux for a light.

    'Ya, ma fren, I tink I haff a lighter,'
    Boudreaux replied with a Cajun
    accent, and then reaching into his tackle
    box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

    'Holy ****, man!' exclaimed Prejean, taking
    the huge Bic Lighter in his hands.
    'Where'd yew git dat monster?'

    'Well,' replied Boudreaux,
    'I got it from my Genie.'

    'You haff a Genie?' Prejean asked.

    'Ya, ma fren. It's right here in my tackle
    box,' says Boudreaux.

    'Could I see him?'

    Boudreaux opens his tackle box and
    sure enough, out pops the Genie.

    Addressing the Genie, Prejean says,
    'Hey dere! I'm a good buddy of
    your master. Will you grant me
    one wish?'

    'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.

    So Prejean asks the Genie for a
    million bucks. The Genie disappears
    back into the tackle box leaving
    Prejean sitting there waiting for his million
    bucks.

    Shortly, the Louisiana sky
    darkens and is filled with the sound of
    a million ducks....flying directly overhead.

    Over the roar of the million ducks
    Prejean yells at Boudreaux,
    'What the hell? I asked for a million
    bucks, not a million ducks!'

    Boudreaux answers,
    'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie
    is hard of hearing. Do yew really think
    I asked for a 10 inch Bic?'
     
  2. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

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  3. big twig

    big twig Smoking Fanatic

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  4. sunman76

    sunman76 Master of the Pit

    [​IMG]  dat a gud one...lol
     
  5. [​IMG] Too funny.
     
  6. sprky

    sprky Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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