Discussion in 'Jokes' started by watery eyes, Jun 15, 2007.

  1. watery eyes

    watery eyes Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, “Crisco, Crisssssssco!â€

    Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, “Ma'am, the Crisco is in aisle 3.â€

    The old lady replies, “Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband. He's in here somewhere.â€

    The clerk is astonished. “Your husband's name is Crisco?â€
    The old lady answers, “Oh, no. I only call him that when we're out in public.â€
    “I see,†said the clerk. “What do you call him at home?â€
    “Lard ass.â€

  2. triple b

    triple b Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    [​IMG] HeHe.............
  3. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    good one hahahahaha

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