Crabby Wife

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by white cloud, Sep 19, 2008.

  1. white cloud

    white cloud Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    This is sorta lame but kindda funny.

    The Crabby Wife
    The day after his wife disappeared in a
    kayaking accident, an Anchorage man
    answered his door to find two grim-faced
    Alaska State Troopers.
    'We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some
    information about your wife,'said one trooper.
    'Tell me! Did you find her?' Wilkens shouted.

    The troopers looked at each other. One
    said, 'We have some bad news, some
    good news, and some really great news.
    Which do you want to hear first?'

    Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens
    said, 'Give me the bad news

    The trooper said, 'I'm sorry to tell you,
    we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay

    'Oh my God!' exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing
    hard, What could
    be the good news?'

    The trooper continued, 'When we pulled her
    up, she had 12 twenty-five pound
    king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs
    clinging to her.'

    Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, 'If that's
    the good news, what's the great news?'

    The trooper said, 'We're going to pull her
    up again tomorrow.'
  2. supervman

    supervman Smoking Fanatic

    Wow and I thought this was going to be titled "The Warden"! :) LOL
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  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  5. brandsbay

    brandsbay Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    Oh man,now thats funny.

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