costume......PG-13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jimr, Mar 9, 2010.

  1. A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party..
    He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his Leg,
    So he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.

    A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:

    Dear Sir,

    Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
    cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just
    right as a pirate.

    Very truly yours,
    Acme Costume Co.


    The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his
    wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes
    by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:

    Dear Sir,
    Please find enclosed a monk's costume.. The long robe will cover your
    Wooden leg and, with your bald head, you should really look the part.

    Very truly yours,

    Acme Costume Co.

    Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
    Wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the Company
    another nasty letter of complaint..

    The next day he gets a small Parcel and a note, which reads:

    Dear Sir,

    We have TRIED our very BEST. Please find enclosed a bottle of
    molasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your
    bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your Wooden Leg up your ass and
    go as a caramel apple.

    Very Truly Yours,
    Acme Costume Co
     
  2. john3198

    john3198 Smoking Fanatic

    That was good.
     

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