Confucius Says: (PG)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by forluvofsmoke, Aug 8, 2009.

  1. forluvofsmoke

    forluvofsmoke Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Confucius Says:




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    Man who run in

    front of car get tired.




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    Man who run behind

    Car get exhausted.




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    Women who drink beer on beach




    Get sand in Schlitz.




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    Man with one

    chopstick go hungry.




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    Man who scratch ass

    should not bite fingernails.




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    Man who eat many

    prunes get good run for money.




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    War does not

    determine who is right, war determine who is
    left.



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    Wife who put

    husband in doghouse soon find him in
    cathouse.



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    Man who fight with

    wife all day get no piece at night.



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    It take many nails

    to build crib, but one screw to fill it.



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    Man who drive like

    hell, bound to get there..



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    Man who live in

    glass house should change clothes in
    basement.



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    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.





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  2. Very funny will try to remember them! hehehe
     

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