Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokincowboy, Jun 23, 2007.

  1. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    The new priest, born and raised in Texas, is nervous about hearing
    confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.
    The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest
    asks him to step out of the confessional for a f ew suggestions.

    The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest,
    and rub your ch in with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I
    see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'"

    The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand
    and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

    The old priest says , ...
    "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee
    and saying, "No ****... what happened next?"

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