coldwater

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Jul 20, 2007.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Can cold water clean dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks
    that worry about using cold
    water to clean.

    John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded,
    rural area of Georgia .

    After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's
    grandfather prepared breakfast of
    bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on
    his plate, and questioned
    his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"


    His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them.
    Just you go ahead and
    finish your meal, Sonny!"

    For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about
    the plates as his appeared
    to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and
    asked, "Are you sure these
    plates are clean?"

    Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before,
    Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't
    you fret, I don't want to
    hear another word about it!"

    Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he
    was leaving, his
    grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John
    yelled and
    said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".

    Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching
    on TV, the old man
    shouted ...

    "COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"
     
  2. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    EEEEEEEWWW!!!! [​IMG]

    Good one! [​IMG]
     
  3. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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  4. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Goddness gracious!
     
  5. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I heard the same joke years ago, only it was, two dogs, and the dishes were as clean as, "Soap and Water could get them" [​IMG] Terry
     
  6. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Hey, thanks for the idear, Terry. My grandson has a habit of putting his plate on the floor so my 3 beagles can lick it clean. Now I can give them nicknames of "Soap", "Water" and "Rinse"!![​IMG]
     

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