Cold Water Wash

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by the iceman, Mar 16, 2009.

  1. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

    John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia.

    After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared a breakfast of bacon, eggs, and toast.
    However, John noticed a film-like substance on his plate and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean ?"
    His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get 'em.
    Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny !"

    For lunch the old man made hamburgers.
    Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean ?"

    Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get em.
    Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear 'nother word about it !"
    Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl and wouldn't let him pass.

    John yelled, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".

    Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV,
    the old man shouted,


    Meet Coldwater...
  2. mikey

    mikey Smoking Fanatic

    Here are Coldwaters' sisters. Aren't they cute?
  3. vtanker

    vtanker Meat Mopper

    thats 2 funny

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