Church Bulletins misprints

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  1. meateater

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    The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

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    The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus." 

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    Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the

    King.

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    Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

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    The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

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    Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

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    Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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    For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 

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    The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."

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    Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

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    A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. 

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    At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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    Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

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    The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

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    Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done. 

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    Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7PM. Please use the back door.

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    Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

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    The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours
     

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