Christmas Cookie Recipe (Always a Classic) PG

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  1. wilson

    wilson Meat Mopper

    Christmas Cookie Recipe

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Crown Royal


    - Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.



    - Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to
    be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.



    - Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter
    in a large fluffy bowl.



    - Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.



    - At this point it's best to make sure the Crown
    Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.



    - Turn off the mixer thingy.



    - Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
    the cup of dried fruit.



    - Pick the frigging fruit off floor...



    - Mix on the turner.



    - If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
    just pry it loose with a dewscriver.



    - Sample the Crown Royal to check for
    tonsisticity.


    - Next, sift two cups of salt, or something....
    who giveshz a sheet.


    - Check the Crown Royal.



    - Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.



    - Add one table.



    - Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you
    can find.



    - Greash the oven.



    - Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to
    fall over.



    - Don't forget to beat off the turner.



    - Finally, throw the bowl through the window.



    - Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.



    - Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

    Merry Christmas to All!
     
  2. bbq bubba

    bbq bubba Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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  3. homebrew & bbq

    homebrew & bbq Smoking Fanatic

    Will it still work if I substitute Knob Hill? [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  4. zapper

    zapper Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    I think it was those same cookies that gave me a headache last year when I made them. [​IMG]
     

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